I know what boys like. Or at the least the shitty ones.

And we're back.

After some misguided judgements and occassional near rapage, I've survived. Only to have more WTFness at WBCN's Big Creepy Night party in Boston this past Friday. I have summed up that all guys are either sketchy, insane, or have no idea how to proceed in certain situations. None are normal. Or the ones who seem normal are the ones who you later on discover a bomb about (Hello?! A wife and two kids?! I think you miiiiight want to mention that before you hang all over me). While I think my love life would be so much easier if I was into chicks, since I don't see that happening, I'm screwed.

That's where this blog comes in. From now on a blog will be made any time I meet a guy who falls into the following categories:
1. The Yeah, I'm "Single" Guy
2. The I Swear I Don't Get Service in (insert location here) So That's Why I Didn't Call Guy
3. The No, I Don't Like You But I'm Still Going to Rip Your Pants Off and Try to Have Sex With You Guy
4. The Walking STD Guy
5. The I Just Don't Know What I Want Except For The Fact That It Involves You Naked Guy

I'm sure that there's bound to be more breeds that crop up along the way since God knows I seem to be attracting all them. Stay tuned.